Memory of an Expensive Festival
July 29th 2008 06:11
HOORAH…! Another annual festival event splendouring amongst the greenery of fashionable Byron Bay! It’s sold out so thank goodness we all secured our event and camping tickets SO far in advance and of course, to avoid disappointment, valid ticket holders are most thoughtfully reminded that photo ID must be presented at the gate before entry is permitted – and if you’re not quite sure of what that might be then do navigate to the organisation’s web site to find a list of what’s designated acceptable or not. And don’t even think of hoisting yourself over the fence cos you’ll be accosted by gentlemen in uniform and promised a “hefty fine”
At this point we’re kindly informed that sniffer dogs will abound throughout Byron and “potentially” at the event – is this a new breed that can sniff out a false photo ID…?
And don’t forget, if the desire to have a tipple overcomes one, you must have your “Im-over-18” wristband on, or if not of age then you must have your “No Alcohol” wristband on, cos if sniffed at with no wristband: you’ll get the heave-ho out!
Going to and from the event..? It’s that ol’ wristband that will determine your entitlement to access the flying carpet and lets not forget all the services involved in making sure revellers are legal or even vaguely able to get from one point to another without harming/killing themselves and those around them.
Yes – isn’t it lovely to get to that age where you can’t think of anything WORSE than going to one of these sorts of things…
And don’t forget, if the desire to have a tipple overcomes one, you must have your “Im-over-18” wristband on, or if not of age then you must have your “No Alcohol” wristband on, cos if sniffed at with no wristband: you’ll get the heave-ho out!
Going to and from the event..? It’s that ol’ wristband that will determine your entitlement to access the flying carpet and lets not forget all the services involved in making sure revellers are legal or even vaguely able to get from one point to another without harming/killing themselves and those around them.
Yes – isn’t it lovely to get to that age where you can’t think of anything WORSE than going to one of these sorts of things…
"get sloshed and go berserk"
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